And some days, I just need some chocolate, creaminess, fruitiness, and nuts all in one bite. Is that too much to ask?
My Me-maw introduced me to this recipe whilst I was growing up, and it's been a family favorite. It's kinda the go-to, 'hurry up and get it done' recipe, cause it's so easy!
After letting the brownies cool to room temperature on a cooling rack, spread them with the yummy cheese mixture.
This is where I realized (again for the zillionth time) that I am an absent minded being.
After being at the grocery store for almost two hours (lotsa mouths to feed . . . ), I stared directly at the cream cheese for a good 15 seconds, and even said to it, "I feel like I need you for something . . . but probably not. You're not on my list-see ya." It wasn't until I got home and was popping the first batch of brownie-cookies when I realized what I had done.
Luckily, I had bought a bag of raw almonds, so I went with a raw-vegan version of cream cheese for this recipe.
"How does that even work?" you are asking yourself?
Patience, my dear padawan (direct "Star Wars" quote; who doesn't love a little "Star Wars?" And that Han Solo . . . yes, please).
Back to the vegan 'cream cheese' mixture. I blended almonds, bit of vanilla, bit of lemon juice, couple pinches of sea salt, and half a pineapple together in a blender (the Vita Mix is one of my best friends). When it is a creamy, almost cheese-like texture, move to a small bowl. Thoroughly chop a fourth of a pineapple and stir into cheese mixture.
Next, take 4-5 kiwis, 1 banana, and a handful of strawberries, and thinly slice them, about 1/2 - 3/4 cm thick. I used these fruits cause there are some of my favorite fruits, and it's what I had on hand. If you have another favorite, or you are in a location where something else is more readily available, go for it! Use your imagination :)
What? I know Han Solo isn't a real person . . .
Brownie Cream Cheese Fruit Bites . . . (we need a title that doesn't take up half the page . . . any ideas? Let me know!)
For the brownies:
5 oz (140 grams) semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
1/2 cup (1 stick) (113 grams) unsalted butter, cut into pieces
3 Tbsp, plus 1 tsp. cocoa powder
3/4 cup granulated white sugar
1/4 cup light brown sugar
2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3 large eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp. salt
3/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips/chunks (optional)
Preheat over to 350 degrees/ gas mark 4 and place the rack in the center of the oven. Line two cookie sheets with baking parchment, and set aside.
Melt the chocolate and butter in a large stainless steel bowl placed over a saucepan of simmering water.
When it reaches this stage, move to a small bowl. Thoroughly chop a fourth of a pineapple and stir into cheese mixture. Place into fridge until ready to use.
A handful of strawberries *
Crushed walnuts (or almonds, or whatever you prefer!)
Thinly slice the fruit, about 1/2 - 3/4 cm thick.
*I used these fruits cause there are some of my favorite fruits, and it's what I had on hand. If you have another favorite, or you are in a location where something else is more readily available, go for it! Use your imagination :)
"News team . . . ASSEMBLE!!!" (Ron Burgundy, Anchorman)
Arrange fruit on top as you wish. Top with nuts and chocolate shavings. Serve immediately, or place in fridge until serving. Note: don't assemble too far ahead of time, because the mixture and fruit will make the brownie soggy and too bendy to be able to pick up. You can do each individual step ahead of time (make brownies, make cheese mixture, slice fruit), but after assembled your little delicacy won't last over a day. Just warning you. :)